Install Theme

past. present. future. my favorite things.

\

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton, via madnessisgeniusinsanityisbeauty)

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

image

DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via madnessisgeniusinsanityisbeauty)

(Source: people.com, via heythereportia)

nothomo:

When your parents call you for dinner and you see they made your fav

image

(via heythereportia)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via iamharrehstyles)

nickelodeonkids:

@shineonmedia Hanging at Star’s #hollywoodrocks party!@jamesmaslow & Peta just introduced Cher Lloyd’s performance! #teamjeta #jamesmaslow

(via everyounceoflove)

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

image

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

(via madnessisgeniusinsanityisbeauty)

shefadestoblack:

Movie Musicals → Hairspray (2007)

(via kyrstin)

whatmariadidnext:

My suspicions are confirmed

(Source: twistedwindsox, via heythereportia)

“ And that’s when I know it’s over. As soon as you start thinking about the beginning, it’s the end. ”

—    Junot Díaz (via kissibility)

(Source: larmoyante, via sexcake)

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

(Source: theangiec83, via baldy-locks)

I know I’m never going to meet anyone like you again. So I guess thank you for letting me in for as long as you did and for helping through what you could. I just wish it lasted longer